Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
At a 4th of July barbecue at the Heinz mansion Senator Kerry got into an argument with the grounds keeping staff in the classic "tastes great, less filling" debate. After first proclaiming that Miller Lite is "Less Filling" he later proclaimed that it "Tastes Great".
When asked about the incident he replied "I first found it to be less filling before I realized it tastes great too".
Following a brief scuffle with a Hors d'œuvre server Theresa Heinz intervened and sent the Senator to his room to contemplate his behavior. On his way across the grounds to the "big house" he yelled back "but hamburger IS just ground steak. It is, it is, it is".
