Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About
Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...
Read full story"Give Michigan and Florida Back The Delegates Now Since They Will Be For Me" - Clinton
"Now that I would get the delegates for those two states, the Democractic Party should give them back," Ms. Clinton said today. "After all, it is unfair to discriminate against people from these states, they want me!".
Read full storyBush Admits to Wiretapping Teenager; Had to Know if Jamie Lynn Really Was Pregnant
WASHINGTON, P.C. - While taking time from running the free world and torturing babies just for fun, President Bush confessed to reporters that he warrantlessly eavesdrops on everyday citizens "just to keep in touch with the people."...
Read full storyHillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters
Wombtown, AL - (Zygote Insider) Having exhausted every living hairbrained scheme, scam and shenanigan to woo the uninformed, undecided and uncaring to vote for her in the 2008 primary elections, wannabe women presidential candidate H...
Read full storyShark Horror - Fish Mutilated by Extremist Fishermen
Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...
Read full story"Ron Paul has number of the Beast," says Main Stream Media
Today, Sean Hannity sggested Ron Paul has the number of the beast. This rallied many in the main stream media, i.e FOX, CNN and MSNBC, to pick up the story and run with it. Many newscasts featured a picture of Paul with horns, tail and a fiery trid...
Read full storyState Of The Union Speech Cancelled Due To Writers' Strike
DC - The 2008 Presidential State of the Union speech has been canceled due to the ongoing writers' strike.
Read full storyAnt and Dec phone in scandal causes world recession
The phone in scandals that have rocked the civilised world and caused the public stoning of a Blue Peter cat continue.
Read full storyBin Laden named business leader of the year by World Economic Forum
Osama Bin Laden has been voted as business leader of the year by the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland.
Read full storyRepublican anger at new look gay and green Bond
President Bush has not hidden his anger at hearing that his favourite spy, Britain's James Bond - 007 - has turned gay and
Read full storyGirl Marries Her Mobile
Caroline Dixon, a 16 year old school pupil from Chorley, Manchester, married her mobile phone last week at a private registry office ceremony. Under new marriage licensing laws issued by the Government, anyone above the age of 12 can now marry t...
Read full story"LOST" Is Found: Fourth Season To Air On Schedule
It appears that ABC adventure-drama "Lost" has found its own solution to the Hollywood Writers' Strike. According to network sources, they have replaced their former sophomoric "Lost" writers, now on strike, with a fresh, new...
Read full storyDavos World Economic Forum and the Dirty Little Secret
The World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, has come to an end and, as the journalist's pack up their blackberries and laptops, a dirty little secret regarding the success of the exercise may now just be coming into view.
Read full storyTennagers should be banned from public places - Hilary Clinton
While nibbling on her hob nobs and crouching in a corner of TheSpoof.com studio, a frightened and hideous Hilary Clinton took precious time out of her 'Hob Nob time' to explain to our journalists exactly why she feels the youth - te...
Read full storyDid Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?
Melbourne, Australia - (Shagging Awful Mess): The Ruling Council of the World Tennis Match-Throwing Association is holding an official enquiry amid reports that blonde Russian women's tennis ace and Australian Women's Open champion Maria Shar...
Read full storyThe Truth About Duncan Whitehead
Nobody could believe someone could appear from nowhere and oust the 'queen mudder' off her throne in such a short time.
Read full storyJohn McCain is the Democrats Worst Nightmare
John McCain has a new add depicting himself as the Democrats worst nightmare. The ad proclaims that the Democrats fear facing him in the general election if he gets the nomination.
Read full storyThe British
Throughout the English-speaking world they are inbred, cramp-toothed drunks with a penchant for riding on horses wearing shined boots. To the Germans they are "Inselaffen" or 'island apes'- probably because they've ended up kicking their heads in after every international football game in recorded history. The French, having had the most dealings with them, simply call them &...
Read full storyWoman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither
Mrs Elizabeth Merryweather, 82 shocked locals today with a display of extreme graphic nudity in front of the Country Union of Novelty Tambourines and Zithers (or C.U.N.T.Z - for short) annual convention.
Read full storyThe worst week of his life
Drowning Street - (Subprime Mess): UK de facto despot and Prime Monster Gorgon Brown is facing the worst week of his life.
Read full storyRay Charles Signs For Man Utd
The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.
Read full storyConstricting Space
Subject matter of 'soul and body' is indeed redundant, but tip-toeing into its dangerous realm can reveal some devastating truth.
Read full storySpamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul
San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican pre...
Read full storyArnold Schwarzenegger vows Indians must pay
In an effort to drum up support for propositions 94, 95, 96 and 97, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that Native Americans still have much to pay back for their attempted slaughter of the white man during the 17th, 18th and 19th cen...
Read full storyCelebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick
An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.
Read full storyLegal fight for Marlon Brando's secret diaries and letters following death of son Christian
California - (Unbelievable Mess): Beneficiaries of Christain Brando's will are squaring up for a pitched battle for control of private diaries and letters relating to his father Marlon's troubled AC/DC lovelife.
Read full storyFinalized Guidelines For Upcoming Tax Rebates Revealed
The Bush Administration has reached an agreement with the Senate and the House of Representatives on the proposed "stimulate the ecomony" tax rebates. The rebates, to be issued in May by the IRS, are designed to keep the United States from...
Read full storyMysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph
This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...
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