Written by IN SEINE

Sunday, 27 January 2008

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Is this the REAL Duncan Whitehead?

Nobody could believe someone could appear from nowhere and oust the 'queen mudder' off her throne in such a short time.

Being suspicious, In Seine News hired Pinkerton's Detective Agency to find out a bit about this prolific author. Many of his stories are very funny and he deserves the accolade. Many of his stories are about British events and yet according to his profile he claims to come from Georgia, USA.

One suspects that he is an ex-pat who has sensibly got out of this hell-hole of a country but there is a more sinister side to him:

I am reliably informed by Pinkerton's that he is in fact a former 'Black & White Minstrel' who suffered serious acne problems. As a result he became an alcoholic. He boarded a banana boat sailing to New York in 1970. He is now a CEO of a Surgical Appliance Manufacturing Company and a respected pillar of society in Georgia and although he has to avoid the Klu Klux Klan daily, he feels much, much safer than living in Britain. Although he is not a transvestite, he has been known to wear fishnet stockings.

I found this information far too hard to believe but Pinkerton's have advised me to look at the photographic evidence in the writers forums. His real name is DRUNKEN BLACKHEAD and he uses the 'nom de plume' to throw any KKK spies off the scent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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