Joe Jonas Dates Fan
Joe Jonas, of pop sensations The Jonas Brothers fame, has recently said in an interview with Jena Laverty that he is yes indeed dating a fan.
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Tokyo (World Confuse Bureau) - Japan today broke the bilateral non-aggression pact signed with America and declared war on its Pacific neighbour. The state television Sonytosh reported, "On this 15th day of the 1st month of 2008 A.D. at 15:15 ho...
Read full storyFish in Barrel Surprisingly Difficult to Shoot
Little Rock, Arkansas-- What began as an innocent day of jests and jokes between unemployed rednecks ended in disgrace for the state of Arkansas and Rex-Bobby Ray, a Little Rock native and local redneck. Ray, along with a group of friends, were drink...
Read full storyDiana inquest: Blair subpoenaed
London - (ReUterus): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been subpoenaed to testify at Diana's inquest.
Read full storyUK Government Id Scheme U-Turn
The UK Labour government has recently announced policies to reduce the tax burden of their proposed Id scheme.
Read full storyTata Introduce World's Greenest MPV
Not only are Indian car makers, Tata, satisfied with producing the World's cheapest car, the Nano, they are planning to produce World's greenest MPV. It will be so green that it will produce...
Read full storyRSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs
The RSPCA has today issued flood warnings after reports started pouring in from all over Britain that it's actually raining cats and dogs.
Read full storyCaine throws Allardyce off car park
MICHAEL Caine has thrown "Big" Sam Allardyce off a multi-storey carpark in Newcastle to confirm the end of the former-Bolton boss's tenure at St James's Park.
Read full storyDiana was about to replace Victoria Beckahm as Posh in Spice Girls
The Diana inquest was rocked today when Paul Burrell continued his revelations about the last few days of Diana's life.
Read full storyFrench president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president
In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.
Read full storyDiana was sabotaging London's 2012 Olympic bid
Paul Burrell, professional self publicist and sometime butler to the stars, has made another stunning revelation to the Diana inquest.
Read full storyKate Moss "to be legalised"
The government have strongly hinted that the supermodel Kate Moss may soon be legalised. In the next round of legislation, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith suggested that Kate Moss should be allowed to exist under the full protection of the law but t...
Read full storyWorld's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam
Amid a report in the British newspaper News of the World that singer Britney Spears was looking to convert to Islam, the faith of her current beau and paparazzio Adnan Ghalib, the World's one billion Muslims have collectively stated that...
Read full storyTony Blair announced as new Colgate brand ambassador
Tony Blair, the former British PM would market Colgate's latest range of toothpastes. At a glittering ceremony in New York today, Blair told reporters that he'd always believed it was his mission to show his assets for a toothpaste ad. But du...
Read full storyKing Abdullah Accepts Tribute from Prince Bush
RIYADH - The generous King Abdullah of the Saudi Empire, Lord of All the Earth by Right of Oil, has graciously consented to accept his quarterly tribute from Prince W of America in the form of
Read full storyRepublican Talking Points for 2008 and Newt Gingrich
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - Most reporters are not talking about how Newt Gingrich wrote the Republican book on political dirty tricks and how those tricks will be applied to this year's presidential campaign. The strategy that he invented involves...
Read full storyRomney Suffers from Political Amnesia During Michigan Primary
Detroit, Michigan (IPP) - Reporters have learned that Mitt Romney is so tired and exhausted from his political marathon that he has completely forgotten some of the political and historical facts from the last two years.
Read full storyCeltics spiral out of control
The Boston Celtics lost their second straight game for the first time in the 2007-08 campaign Monday night, raising questions about the team's makeup and commitment, its ability to cope with defense and a growing disinterest with the season, even...
Read full storySocial Security Runs Out of Money
Washington (IP) - Social Security benefits for America's disabled ran out of money last night at midnight. Senator Dempsy Dumpster says not to worry because there is still plenty of money left to line the deep pockets of military contractors and...
Read full storyU.S. Conspiracy Prompts Britons to Sue
The entire population of the USA is being sued by a British couple over what their lawyer Malcolm Praktiss describes as "A blatant case of knowingly concealing factual facts and not telling true truths.".
Read full storyDiana had secret meeting with George W Bush just weeks before death
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Diana inquest heard today that just a few weeks before her death the Princess had a secret meeting with George W Bush in Manhattan, New York which may was videotaped by the CIA.
Read full storyAltimeter 100 Year Anniversary Today
Kitty Hawk, North Carolina (IPP) - Today is the 100 year anniversary of the invention of the altimeter. The altitude measuring device was invented by a German immigrant named Altwin Timothy Meterous and the word altimeter is derived from his name.
Read full storyBritish Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays
Like many of us, Heather Trotter-Twobutts enjoyed a few eeny-weeny glasses of vin rouge over Christmas without giving a second thought to just how twee she'd become. Most of her colleagues and friends drank the s...
Read full storyTaco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos
IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.
Read full storyScout Badges Re-Vamp
The list of scout badges has recently been extended to 69, with the addition of a variety of more modern activity badges. Scouts can now earn badges for such diverse activities as quad bike racing, fruit salad making, and pensioner-baiting. The list...
Read full storyMen, Don't Fear - You'll Still See Sharapova's Shapely Rear!
BRISTOL, CT - ESPN, the self-touted 'Worldwide Leader in Sports', announced Monday that it will be cutting most of the broadcasts of women's sporting events from its schedule.
Read full storyHillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen
Hillary Clinton, not pretending that she is going to get any of the African-American vote in South Carolina, woke up this morning and hit the streets driving a red Ford-150 pick-up truck with a bumper sticker of the confederate flag and a box of Kris...
Read full storyGiuliani Attacks Ron Paul
Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.
Read full story"Iraq war cured my erectile dysfunction AND added inches to my manhood!" Bush tells Sordid Arabia
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Bad Ass Mess): George Bush told his Sordid Arabian host King Abdullah today that he is now "twice the man I ever was" following nearly five years of subjugating the Iraqis.
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