Detroit, Michigan (IPP) - Reporters have learned that Mitt Romney is so tired and exhausted from his political marathon that he has completely forgotten some of the political and historical facts from the last two years.
Romney promised not to behave the way the Clintons did if he steals the White House this year the same way that King George Bush II did during the last two elections. When asked if he would participate in scandals similar to those of Larry Craig and Mark Foley he replied with "who ?... Oh I thought those two were Democrats - at least that is what they showed them as on Fox news network with Fox's sub titles."
Romney is a devout subscriber to Newt Gingrich's Republican talking points strategies that calls for resurrecting the ghost of Bill Clinton when American's short attention spans and memories need to be side tracked.
Some observers point out that in all honesty Romney cannot totally be blamed for his sudden bout of selective political amnesia. Remember - Americans have a short attention span and an even shorter memory.
Other observers pointed out that sadly, there is nothing better being offered on the Democratic side of the aisle. The Democratic front runners are a frigid "woman" from the left and a dope smoking dude who was lucky not to have been incarcerated for law breaking activities that he readily admits to having been involved in the past and who knows when else.
