Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts
Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...
Read full storyBBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance
Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...
Read full storyAustralia v England Pre-match Assessment
In a possible attempt to stir up old rivalries, Wallaby coach John Connolly has already whinged to quarter-final referee Paddy O'Brien about the England team's ready-to-rumble playing style stating that Olly Barclay hasn'...
Read full storyScapegoat Consulting Corp. Does it Again
In documents recently discovered by famous New York Times reporter Stephen Glass it has been revealed that Scooter Libby was not only an Assistant to the President of the United States but also a high ranking "special consultant" of the sec...
Read full storyKim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas
South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.
Read full storyAfrica Tired of Creating Hurricanes
Saheel, Africa (IP) - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that next year there may be a lack of hurricanes due to social pressures in Africa.
Read full storyBird Flu Mutates
Bangcock, Thighland (IP) - Scientists reported today that the bird flu has genetically mutated and is now more easily caught by humans. The effect of this new course in the history of this strange illness has the medical profession scratching their...
Read full storySen. Larry Craig to remain in office for his term; wastes no time introducing bill retroactively legalizing bathroom sex at Int'l airports
Washington, D.C. - After promising to resign once it was disclosed he was arrested and pleaded guilty for soliciting sex in a public restroom from an undercover policemen at an international airport, Sen. Larry Craig (Rep.) announced today he would s...
Read full storyO'Brien Arc desperation tactics as Zambezi Sun shines
Ballydoyle - (Disaster Mess): Trainer Aidan O'Brien is in desperation overload to win Sunday's Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe and is saddling four contenders for the Longhamps showdown amid a wall of money coming in to back local hero Zambezi...
Read full storyKieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins
Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"
05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
Read full story"Chase me", shouted Celtic "Yob"
AC Milan keeper Dida today stated that the 'assault' that could still cost Celtic valuable Champions League points was little more than a 'colpo delicato della mia guancicaor' or as we would say ' a gentle stroke of my cheek'.
Read full storyMadonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul
Los Angeles, California - (Recovery Mess): A fight to the death for Britney Spears' soul is under way in LA.
Read full storyTesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda
A hitherto loyal Tesco shelf-stacker has been suspended and threatened with the sack, for doing his shopping at Asda, it has been reported.
Read full storyChris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...
Read full storyGeorge Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"
(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.
Read full storyBMWs still being built by Nazis claims competitor
Moscow, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's Zavod Imeni Likhacheva - or ZIL - automobile company has slammed claims that Nazis are no longer involved in the manufacture of BMWs as risible.
Read full storyDrunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station
London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.
Read full storyHalloween election - election agents to dress differently from trick or treaters
Following Gordon Brown's announcement of a snap Halloween election, the Government has recommended that election agents knocking on people's doors should d...
Read full storyHometrack survey says renting a house is cheaper than buying it
Fat-cat boffins from York University have concluded after a year's study and free Government grants that renting a house is cheaper than buying it.
Read full storyGovernment launches "Kick a Smoker" campaign
As part of its drive to encourage people to adopt a healthier lifestyle, the Government is introducing its "Kick a Smoker" campaign. TV and billboard adverts will say that if you see person lighting up a cigarette anywhere, then, since he h...
Read full storyCeltic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen
Celtic have been forced by Uefa to play in red, white and blue, and sing all verses to God Save the Queen before every future Champion's League game following the disgraceful antics of AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida, who refused to join in goal c...
Read full storyCongress Debates Internet Pirating
District of Columbia (Shivermetimbers, arrgh, Post) - The US House of Representatives took up the important business of what not to do about internet pirating this week.
Read full storyTheSpoof.com to Change Name due to 'International Incident'
Due to an international incident that erupted during a cross-cultural exchange between the British Royal Family and the Grand Ducal Family of Luxembourg, 'Spoof!' Headquarters has announced that there will be a name change effective Monday, O...
Read full story'White Bread' Convention to be held at Loaf-Shaped Building
Saint Paul, Minnesota (From the desk of Herbert Muschamp, former New York Times architecture critic) - The morally bankrupt GOP intends to hold their 2008 Republican National Convention at the equally architecturally bankrupt Xcel Energy Center next...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab
Rehab insiders have given The Spoof the 411 on the wild side of rehabilitation when Lindsay Lohan is involved. It seems Lindsay couldn't refrain herself from running around naked in front of male patients and staff alike. The staff repeatedly req...
Read full storySputnik dog to be recovered
On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.
Read full storyDali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly
It was confirmed today from somewhere high in the Himalayan mountains that Blackwater USA founder Erik Prince would be reincarnated as a fly. Blackwater has been in the news lately defending their position that they acted in self-defense after killin...
Read full storyBush Suggests Manure Homes for Americans
Washington (IP) - George Bush announced today a new program designed to put a roof over the heads of folks who lose their homes to the rising wave of foreclosures sweeping the country. He told Meet the Press today that homes made of horse and cow ma...
Read full storyFootball Game Becomes Riot Scene
Miami, Florida (IP) - A football game between the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins turned into an all out riot Sunday which ended only when the National Guard was called in by Governor Crist.
Read full storyMiddle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise
The land registry reported that annual house price growth was only 9.6% for the year to date, down from 9.9%. This would mean that only £19,200 would be added to the value of an average £200,000 home by December.
Read full storyAirline Pilot Saves Plane After Wing Falls Off
La Guardia, New York (IP) - What began as a routine flight from New York to Fort Lauderdale almost turned to tragedy earlier today when a wing fell off of a 747 jet plane. Tragedy was averted by Northern Airlines pilot Mark Joyce thanks to some quic...
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