London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.
The show has criticised 'wild-looking with drunkenness' Prince William during the week that the world's media focuses on Princess Diana's drink-drive death inquest.
"Is this what his mother would have really wanted?" the Egyptian TV show has asked after broadcasting inquest testimony by former royal guard Trevor Rees that chauffeur Henri Paul was 'drunk as a skunk' on the night of the accident.
"How can the British people take these princelings seriously?" the show anchorman said after a viewers' phone-in slammed the 'scantily-clad females' escorting Princes William and Harry 'that one day might want to reap the same sort of public attention as Princess Diana?'
A Clarence House source today blamed the royal tradition of nightclub binge-drinking on Princess Margaret who started the fashion which flourishes 'By Royal Appointment' to UK distilleries as a time-honored arrangement borkered by former UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson.
Kate Middleton is still paralytic.
