Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor and conceptual plagiarist, Prawn Quarry, was caught redhanded earlier this week after borrowing material from resident TheSpoof.com badboy, Angus MacGyver, and then posting it elsewhere on the internet without MacGyver's permission.
MacGyver, who seldom strays outside the comfort of TheSpoof.com, accidentally 'Googled' himself after enjoying a few too many drinks at his castle near County Dublin, Ireland. Those search results are currently being held as evidence by the authorities. But they caused MacGyver to have -- what one observer called -- a "hissyfit".
Conditions deteriorated so badly that special negotiator, Knotty the Red, was called in from his icecave near the North Pole to help talk MacGyver down from his clamorous brouhaha.
The full extent of the accusations are not clear yet. But judging by the preliminary evidence, Prawn Quarry might want to start thinking about hiring a really good lawyer.
(Note that the names of those involved in this story have been changed to avoid legal embarrassment.)