We Are Lying About Iran Making Nuclear Bombs Admits Bush

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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Bush wants a Zionist world war

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George W. Bush has admitted that he is blatantly lying about Iran making nuclear weapons in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"Yup, we are lying about Iran in the same way that we lied about Iraq having WMDs," laughed Bush. "Iran is not making nuclear weapons, they are just creating nuclear fuel for their power-generating nuclear reactors," he stated.

"My dishonest Zionist henchmen are a pack of liars intent on plunging the USA and the world into a genocidal war so we can further enrich ourselves. OMG, look at how much money we have made from Exxon Mobil and Halliburton and Blackwater and all those other crooked US firms raking it in in Iraq! Billions!" Bush chortled.

Even the head of the United Nations' International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) just indicated again that he had no evidence Iran is building nuclear weapons and accused US leaders of adding "fuel to the fire" with recent bellicose rhetoric.

"I have received no information that there is a nuclear weapons program going on in Iran," Mohamed ElBaradei told CNN. The IAEA Chief urged the USA and Israel to "stop spinning and hyping that Iranian issue and to stop pushing for a global conflagration."

Bush acknowledged the parallels between his public anti-Iran rhetoric and his blatant lies in the run-up to the Iraq invasion and murderous occupation, after his government just imposed fresh sanctions on Tehran.

"Sure, we lie all the timeā€¦that is what American Presidents do," Bush bluntly stated.

"We are absolutely committed to a war," White House spokesman Tony Farto added. "Congress wants war against Iran too, even that dimbulb Hillary Clinton does, since we are all in the pockets of the Zionists. They are our bankers...you know, Goldman Sachs."

Bush told FMLiveWire that "I am a Zionist warmongering pervert just like Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Gates, Perle, Wolfowitz, and all the rest of the traitorous AIPAC stooges that are leading Americans by the nose. We have certainly occipied the US government."

"We now have our French ally backing up our lies too, our poodle Nicholas Sarkozy the French Presidente and his Defense Minister yapping against Iran and urging war," chuckled Bush.

"The American people wanted a rich Zionist war criminal for their president-fuhrer and by god they sure got one," Bush shouted. "If the people of the USA and the world had the slightest degree of morality and balls, they would be tossing us all out of office and trying us for the war criminals we really are!"

"France and the USA already do big business with Iran just like Europe, Russia and China do but we wanna grab all of Iran's oil since our oil grab of Iraq isn't going too well," Bush regretted.

In recent months, Bush predicted that he would start a "nuclear holocaust" and "World War III" if the USA didn't get Iran's oil.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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