Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Funny story written by Mister Meaner

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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Here's one slipping through the net

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bloke in the pub.

Smith told ministers that more than 30 million immigrants of one description or another habitually roam the streets of the UK, most of whom are criminals or layabouts. Three-quarters, she said, are of questionable parentage and have a "dodgy skin complexion".

It's thought that the new revelation comes after a nationwide hunt for undesirable aliens 'turned up' millions that were believed to have either departed Britain for their own lands or dropped dead.

The news comes close on the heels of the governments proposals to increase the number of immigrants, refugees and random long-term illegal visa-overstayers to record levels, so that regular Mr & Mrs Smith feel alienated in their own homes.

Mrs Smith, who only recently was exposed at a pothead told journalists:

"One or two were bound to slip through the net."

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