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[Neverland East, Virginia] Raymone K. Bain called a press conference today to announce that Michael Jackson is set to release a complete encyclopedia of his "Best of" hits and some of his "never were" hits in time for the Christm...
Read full storyGadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!
Even though channels 5's Gadget Show has enjoyed growing from its original half hour format to a full one-hour slot, it faces a major problem now. The phone-in competition which has earned it millions of pounds in previous series has become a vic...
Read full storyMy New song is the worst thing you ever heard, says Mariah Carey
Songstress Mariah Carey, famed for her 39 Octave singing range has made the bold statement 'My song is the worst thing you have ever heard'.
Read full storyMcCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs
Madeleine McCann's parents used a fund established to help search for the missing girl to pay for plastic surgery and breast enhancement, a family spokesman said on Tuesday.
Read full storyPlaying cards, a biological weapon?
ST PETERSBURG, FL.- A Florida man was found dead Monday morning with his arm infected and rotting from a staff infection. Forensics report that this is a game of solitaire gone horribly wrong.
Read full storyRoyal Knob Polishing Secrets
The sensational Royal Blackmail Scandal has unmasked one of the oldest traditions of the British Monarchy: Knob Polishing.
Read full storyMax Clifford to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster following Smoking scandal
Lovable cartoon character Max Clifford is set to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster from famed TV documentary Sesaeme Street, following their recent smoking scandal.
Read full storyElectricity to be powered by O.A.P.'s
Today it was announced by the government that it is to cut all normal electricity supplies and instead have old men lined up on a hill in the Yorkshire dales girating simultaneously with conductors attached to their groins.
Read full storyHot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut
Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.
Read full storyDepartment of the Environment spark Council Tax reforms
The Department of the Environment have announced new measures that signify the start of radical changes to Council Tax in England.
Read full storyNow More Foreigners Than Brits In UK
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bl...
Read full storyNo state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley
Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs & vi...
Read full storyFrantic Whitehall damage limitation exercise as visiting Saudi King and Puppet Monarch named as Osama's parents
Buckingham Palace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah and the UK's Puppet Monarch have been named as the biological parents of pesky opium dealer and World Trade Center bomber Osama Bin Laden according to senior Whitehole so...
Read full storyGeorge W Bush Foreign Policy Approved By Neville Chamberlain
The ghost of Neville Chamberlain was interviewed at Westminster today and provided keen insight into one of today's most complex problems: George W Bush Foreign Policy. Neville informed us that he keeps close track on world politics ever since th...
Read full storyIran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake from China
Los Alamos, N.M. - Inside sources at the Pentagon say that Iran is now even closer to realizing their dream of becoming a world power. Chinese spies stole many secrets during the Clinton administration and now they are selling them. Iran has just p...
Read full storyControversial Show Sparks Tyneside Fury
Tyneside auditions for the next series of controversial Channel 4 reality show Big Brother were plunged into yet more controversy as police were called to deal with alleged racism.
Read full storyHorowitz Warns Of Ziono-Fascism
NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) -- David Horowitz has reversed his campus agitprop program to warn the world about the menace of Ziono-Fascism during his newly rebranded "Ziono-Fascism Awareness Week" tour.
Read full storyHands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads
BRITISH kids are set to live in a big shit heap forever thanks to the EU, and they could face EU fines of up to £999 billion a year as a result, MPs warned today.
Read full story36-18-33
No, these are not the measurements of my ideal woman (I do not mind a piece of that bubble-34 or 35 might be acceptable for the hips). These are the measurements of Barbie, were she a real person. Many voices cried unfair when these hypothetical measurements were first determined several years ago, and I agree.
Read full storyWhere Has the White Man Gone?
He once stood tall in society, garnering the respect-no, reverence-of all he passed. We once held the belief that he was the lone soul whose valor led Him to discover the New World, found capitalism, build the automobile, set foot on the moon, and even father Norah Jones and Freddie Prinze Jr. Indeed, he was the White Man. With time, however, ours beliefs change.
Read full storyConspiracies - Like the Hasidim: I See Them, But I Don't Believe Them
Occam's Razor coined the notion that the simplest explanation is often the right one. Therein lies the flaw with conspiracy theories. If the good Friar Occam is to be given any credence, conspiracy theorists immediately find themselves at the root of their problem. The more complex their alternative stories get, the more plotholes are created and overlooked.
Read full storyThe Real Nightmare Before Christmas: Part I
Our field reporter, Carlos O'Malski, takes an inside look into the demise of Christmas and why we may never celebrate it the same again. This is his five part series.
Read full storySolving the world's problems-as seen from the filler neck of a gas tank
I now have a total perspective on world problems, so pay attention!...
Read full storyHow To Write A Spoof Article.
1. Don't get bogged down with facts or jokes. These will only slow down the pace of your piece. Just re-word a BBC news article.
Read full storySustainable Energy: Foreigners
'Lazy, bearded and speaking in tongues' is how Jacqui Smith described the 1.1 million immigrants currently filling a necessary niche market in the UK economy by cleaning people's car windows at traffic lights and supplying the UK with muc...
Read full storyWe Are Lying About Iran Making Nuclear Bombs Admits Bush
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George W. Bush has admitted that he is blatantly lying about Iran making nuclear weapons in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
Read full storyCritix Nix Jax Bronx Pix
LA,Ca. - It was reported today that 70's troubadour Jackson Browne has gone into hiding after poor reviews for his performance in the lead role depicting the life of another 70's legend, Charles Bronson.
Read full storyHome Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only
The Government was forced to apologise today for getting its figures on immigration wrong.
Read full storyRon Paul Has The Support Of Klaatu For President
(ISWIRE News) - In a special interview with ISWIRE News, Professor Barnhard has informed us that there was a secret meeting yesterday between Mrs Helen Benson and Ron Paul concerning an important message she had just received from her friend Klaatu.
Read full story"We Are Winning The War On Internet Piracy"
DULUTH - A lawyer speaking on behalf of the music industry celebrated ecstatically after a key victory in the battle against internet piracy.
Read full storyThe Animal Planet produces new show "Hairball"
Hollywood, Ca. - In the tradition of MSNBC's "Hardball", the Animal Planet has produced a new talk show due out this winter, called "Hairball".
Read full storyAngus MacGyver Blows His Stack; Reports Prawn Quarry to the Plagiarism Police
Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor and conceptual plagiarist, Prawn Quarry, was caught redhanded earlier this week after borrowing material from resident TheSpoof.com badboy, Angus MacGyver, and then posting it elsewhere on the internet without MacGy...
Read full storyLocal SWAT team gives Mexican workers a scare
As local SWAT teams from Cary practicing an exercise descended upon a 200 home development near Raleigh, it was anything except business as usual today for American luxury home builder, Dole Brothers and the men who work for the company, many of whom...
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