Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists
Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.
Read full storyJim Morrison's Kids Reunion
Los Angeles, California -- AP -- The late front man for the Doors may be spinning in his grave as his purported children are gathering for a pseudo family reunion at the Whiskey-a-go-go in Los Angeles. Jim Morrison never legitimately fathered a chi...
Read full storyOffice work discovers why he is unpopular
John Leatherhead, from Chutney on the Fritz has discovered why he is not the king of the walk at his office.
Read full storyBush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa
Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...
Read full storyOpinion reversed on paranoid mental patient
Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.
Read full storySchwarzenegger: The Truth
Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret is out - he's actually a wig salesman called Ridley Violin.
Read full storyMr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91
Baja, Mexico - Known only as the nosey grocery store manager who asked generations of shoppers, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," Mr. Whipple was a man we hardly knew but everybody immediate recognized, even in Mexico. Like many Amer...
Read full storyAmoeba challenges government over data loss
An amoeba has challenged Gordon Brown, claiming it can do a better job of running the country.
Read full storyGOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President
Up until April of 2007 such a story would have been unthinkable, an idea writers of political fiction would find too far removed from reality to even consider without some serious hallucinogens. This year, however, changes everything as a chain of errors by the GOP Republican guardians has coalesced into a debacle slowly unfolding in the most perfectly recorded election process ever witnessed.
Read full storyGoogle News steps up 'War on Spoof'
The Spoof goes underground - At 2:30am yesterday, The Spoof`s offices were raided by Google shock troops and its servers confiscated in the ongoing 'War on Spoof'. The scene was horrific: pages upon pages of...
Read full storyElusive Gay Gene Identified
(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...
Read full storyNovak Stands by Obama Dirt Spread by Hillary
WASHINGTON - In late breaking news, conservative columnist Robert Novak is sticking behind an earlier story that claims that Hillary Clinton's campaign is spreading the word that there is "scandalous information" relating to the candida...
Read full storyFrench Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?
Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...
Read full storyChina selling Real Babies as christmas toys
Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.
Read full storyWas Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?
Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An inquest into the September 2006 death of Daniel Smith has heard of his mother's recorded suspicions that her former step-daughter-in-law, Elaine Marshall, may have been linked to attempts to pare down t...
Read full storyTipper Gore to Veep for Hillary: Thanksgiving announcement imminent
Washington - (Ass Mess): The Hillary Clinton camp is poised for a dramatic Thanksgiving Day announcement naming Tipper Gore as their top choice for Veep on the Dems' 2008 dream thicket.
Read full storySick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!
Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...
Read full storyID Card Database Lost on the Tube
The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.
Read full storySecret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost
Three scientists in Encinitas, CA claim to have unlocked the secret to efficient and easily reproducible cold fusion, then lost the secret due to, as they describe it, "trying to do too many things at once."...
Read full storyWorld Federation of Sports Announces Athletes Will Approach Speed of Light Soon
It was announced today by the World Federation of Sports (WFS) that sprinters, particularly those of world class rankings, are increasing speeds at incredible rates.
Read full story25 million kids' tax data heist 'is Hellfire Club inside job'
Whitehole, London - (Disaster Mess): A massive governmental security breach has been blamed for the theft of over 25 million child benefit claimants' details from HM Revenue & Customs.
Read full storyWriter's Block: Author Plans Book
Pensacola, FL - Petrie Mortimer has had writer's block for 15 years, and now he plans to write a book about his experiences as a blocked writer, called "Blocked: How to Break Free."...
Read full storyDuchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Actors David Duchovny, Natascha McHellHole and TV producer Tom Kapinos of the Californication TV show are facing personal ruin with losses in excess of $250 million each after rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers
Read full storyMartin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job
Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...
Read full storyMcClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv
Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
Read full storySpoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss
LONDON EXCHANGE - Highly respected TheSpoof.com is suddenly on the verge of bankruptcy with its low-rated Magazine division leading the otherwise profitable online news outlet straight down the tubes.
Read full storyBush Invites Queen Elizabeth II to be New American Figurehead
Washington, DC (AP) - President George W. Bush of the USA, his popularity flagging, has reached out across the pond seeking someone, anyone, to take some of the heat that has resulted from his foreign policy off of his back. To that end, he has exte...
Read full storyBBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel
The BBC has this morning announced on its website the Springtime launch of its all-new comedy channel BBC TeeHee, in a direct response to a new independent channel being launched by members of The Spoof
Read full storyMcCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!
Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
Read full storyHusband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room
Following last week's loony decision by a sheriff in Scotland that a man who masturbated with a bicycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another sheriff has found an Englishman guilty of...
Read full storyMan Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda
(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
Read full storyLifetime Sets its Sight to Conquer Middle East market with Modern Day's Women
Dubai -United Arab Emirates - On the heels of MTV's announcement it will bring Hip-Hop to the United Arab Emirates public, another network follows MTV's lead. Lifetime Entertainment Services announces that it too will try to attract young fe...
Read full storyMLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas
STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...
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