Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.
Dr Bert Parpsalot, 67, says: "We sent Little and Large up there to investigate and when they came back all we could smell was Stilton.. and it was fresh."
Although professor Gilbert monstrously disagrees: "It's total fabrication, Everyone knows there's a cheese shop on the way to Grimsby space station. They simply stocked up on cheese on the way and ate it just before entering the earth's atmosphere."
Today the argument continued with Little and Large themselves saying they saw Wallace and Gromit taking a dump on what looked like a giant empty cream cracker packet. "We know what we saw and we definitely saw the moon made of cheese. As for buying and eating cheese that's complete bollocks as we don't even like cheese".
So there you have it it seems the moon is after all made of cheese, oh and Wallace and Gromit exist and apparently shit on the moon.
