Tuesday, 20 November 2007

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Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.

Experiments conducted by the Florida Cold Division of the Center for Disease Control reveal that people who drink orange juice and then kiss someone during the first three days after the person they are kissing caught a cold will catch a cold themselves.

The scientists are warning folks not to drink orange juice if they are going to kiss someone with a cold unless the orange juice is laced with vodka to kill the cold germs.

Another team of scientists strongly disagrees with the results of these experiments and have warned people to use rum instead of vodka in their juice.

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Topics: Health




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