Jim Morrison's Kids Reunion

Funny story written by Rob Bruce

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Los Angeles, California -- AP -- The late front man for the Doors may be spinning in his grave as his purported children are gathering for a pseudo family reunion at the Whiskey-a-go-go in Los Angeles. Jim Morrison never legitimately fathered a child during his short life, but rumors have abounded about a legion of offspring he left in his wake of fast living.

This will be the second gathering of the group, which calls themselves 'Jim Morrison's Kids'. The first 'reunion' was December 8, 2006 (the late singers birthday) and the second meeting, which is now becoming annual is slated for Dec 8, 2007.

A motley assortment of would be children assembled last year, nine of them in all. There were six males and three females ranging in age from 36 to 44. Ray Manzaruk made a brief appearance, trying to cajole the men into singing something. Mr. Manzaruk may have been looking for a lead singer for his latest incarnation of the doors, "Doors Millenia".

After his brief appearance, Mr. Manzaruk said in disgust, "none of these wankers can even hold a note," there's none of Jim's DNA here.

Fourteen of Mr. Morrison's offspring have already registered for this years meeting. There is no proof of paternity required, as anyone who thinks Jim Morrison is their father is welcome.

If you were born between the years of 1960 and 1971 and have a hope that Mr. Morrison may be your true father, you are invited to the reunion.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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