Written by Princess Poole

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

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NOT YODA TODAY!!

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (subject, predicate, direct object).

When asked why they didn't notice the fake just by looking at the 5'11" human Master Gin responded that the "weird side of the Force is very difficult to see." The imposter was captured immediately following discovery and is being held until his mental health status can be evaluated.

It seems the real Yoda had just left the meeting momentarily to "meditate" in the Master's bathroom.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Star Wars, Jedi, Yoda




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