Jesus shaped rock formation exposed by Chilean earthquake
The 7.7 earthquake that rocked northern Chile on Wednesday exposed an unusual rock formation in the ocean area 80 miles off the coastal mining city of Antofagasta.
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A Dutch teenager who stole virtual furniture from Habbo Hotel, a 3D social networking website, has had his avatar sent to jail for 3 months.
Read full storyJapanese probe transmits images of earth from moon's surface; Survivor host, Jeff Probst, has one more episode left: Survival XIII: Earth
Hollywood, California - A Japanese lunar probe transmitting images of Earth from the surface of the moon has given Survivor host, Jeff Probst, another gig, one which may very well be the final installment of the successful Survivor series, Survivor X...
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The death threat to Television was repeated today, but fell on the deaf ears of some fat cats getting rich of the misfortunes of others.
Read full storyThank you for this bounty for which we are about to receive
Lord? Thank you for this bounty for which we are about to receive. I'd like to especially thank the migrant workers who culled the crops so that we could purchase the products conveniently at our local grocier.
Read full storyScreen Writer's Guild Strike to Merit FEMA Disaster Declaration
It was announced today by officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) that Governor Arnold Swarzenegger had asked President Bush for an emergency disaster declaration because of the tremendous hardships placed on Hollywood's sta...
Read full storyPrime Minister Gordon Brown selects actor Hugh Grant to head "Free Imran " delegation to Pakistan
With the arrest of cricketer-turned-politician Imran Khan, all Pakistani opposition leaders (with the exception of the Military--Mullah alliance) are now behind bars - thus paving the way for "
Read full storyNancy Grace Gives Birth a Week After Twins
ATLANTA - Nancy Grace returned to the hospital after delivering twins last week. The 48-year old CNN "news host" awoke in the middle of the night with intense pains and screaming, "There's still...
Read full storyMusharraf 's tonsorial threat to "shave" government annoys bearded militants
Amidst the ongoing imbroglio in Pakistan, Shupreme Commander for Life Pervez Musharraf fired off his latest salvo before the international media. With a complete clampdown on Pakistani media in forc...
Read full story80 Year Old Virgin Says He'll Probably Never Have Sex
Miami, FLA - Manny Jacobs has never had sexual intercourse with a woman. And at 80 years old, he knows that now, he probably never will.
Read full storyGov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God
Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...
Read full storyBig Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it
World famous penis owner, Dave Pekering, from Oxford England, is amazed with all the attention his 'pecker' is getting - so amazed that he has sought official recognition from the Society of Religious Organistaions for it to...
Read full storyHilary Clinton "Stink Palms" Obama
World-class bitch, Hilary Clinton has got one over on her Democratic rival Barrack Obama by performing the old "stink palm" routine so beloved of college troublemakers.
Read full storyOfficials Uncover Plot to Hold Fake Confirmation Hearings for FEMA Deputy Administrator
It was announced today that Federal authorities had uncovered a plot by employees of a Federal agency to pose as United States Senators so that Admiral Harvey Johnson USCG ret. and now with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) would undergo...
Read full storyPosh-Becks union on the rocks after Becks caught in bed with leggy blonde
The so-called "solid" marriage of Britain's A-1 couple Posh-Becks appears to have hit a big rock after the Galaxie star was caught in flagrante delicto with a leggy blonde.
Read full storyThe massed band of the Coldstream Guards are cardboard cut outs
WHITEHALL, LONDON 11/11/07, 11:00hours: At this year's Remembrance Parade, it was revealed that the massed bands of the Coldstream Guards were in fact cardboard cut-outs. Following General, Sir Richard Dannatt's
Read full storyAlways knew Imran was a terrorist says ex-wife Jemima Khan
Lahore, Pakistan - (Whore on Terra Mess): Jemima Khan has shrugged off reports that her famous ex-cricketer former husband Imran Khan has been arrested on terrorism charges after coming out of hiding to lead a demo against Pakistani leader General Mu...
Read full storyWinehouse parents try to section troubled daughter
Camden Town, London - (Psychotic Mess): For nearly two hours yesterday Amy Winehouse hid in a wheelie-bin behind her Jeffrey Archer Place house in Camden as frantic paramedics trawled through her home in a bid to find and section her on her parents&#...
Read full storyFormer Iranian spook charged with spoofing Russians
Tehran, Iran - (AssoCIAted Mess): A former top-notch Iranian nuclear spook has been charged with giving dud classified information to the Russian embassy, the Iranian intelligence (sic) service has said.
Read full storySanta Claus - 'Clinically obese'
Health chiefs have announced that the much loved Santa Claus is considered to be clinically obese.
Read full storyBe an Instant Celebrity, Get Naked!
Ladies, tired of being unpopular, unappreciated, unloved? Here's the easy solution - get unclothed!...
Read full storyImmediate weight loss, the latest solution
Research states, that one in three, or 58 million American adults aged 20 to 74 are overweight. The increasing obesity 'epidemic' has swept the nation so fast that as you can expect, every budding entrepreneur has stuck his finger in the fatt...
Read full storyJustin Chatwin to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol
American Idol fans, who booed themselves hoarse whenever Simon Cowell made nasty remarks about a contestant, were delighted to learn that Justin Chatwin would be replacing Simon.
Read full storyLondon fire -- signal that another rock band is born?
It was determined yesterday from fire officials in East London that the cause of the fire which caused black smoke to engulf the London skyline was not actually burning asbestos from a London warehouse, but a sign from party goers in East London that...
Read full storyOnly Me.
What is nature? Is nature a life style? Is nature a religion? Is nature a habit? Is nature a routine? Is nature a behav...
Read full storyThe New Frontier -- Home of the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding team -- demolished; All-girl bar buys the mechanical bulls
Clark County, Las Vegas - So popular that it was once even considered for an Olympic sporting event by the International Olympic gaming commission before it was beat out by synchronized swimming, the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding was...
Read full storyToy Boycott Growing
American toy buyers are leaving China-made toys on the shelf. Fearful of having their children poisoned by the lead used in toys from China, many parents and children are making their own toys. Safer toys like homemade slingshots, pea shooters and...
Read full storyNew "rough riders" --Kennedy, Clinton, Schwarzenegger and Republican latrine queens--Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Ted Haggard, Glen Murphy Jr., Mark Foley, and Joey DiFatta; on mission of good will, give up vanity and go to Cuba to smoke big ones
Teddy Roosevelt would be turning in his grave after reports today that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the Republican latrine queens, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Ted Haggard, Glen Murphy Jr., Mark Foley and Joey DiFatta all went to...
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