The so-called "solid" marriage of Britain's A-1 couple Posh-Becks appears to have hit a big rock after the Galaxie star was caught in flagrante delicto with a leggy blonde.
Room attendant, Maria Monsita Malaret Contreras y Gonzalez at the luxury resort where Becks checked in the night before said: "Ay Dios mio, I go to chaing the shits an' I fin' them there. Ay he is muy, ju know, so like a jalapeno caliente, maybe a serrano, un habanero , ay ay ay!"
Insisting he had done nothing wrong Becks defended himself by saying "I were tired y'know, played a whole 7 minutes last noite, me leg she were actin' up so I 'ad me a mass-ahge an' off to bed it were for me"
A papparazzo (who just happened to chance upon the scene) sold the incriminating photograph to the highest bidder. Upon magnification (adding insult to injury) it was discovered that the "leggy blonde" in question was actually an inflatable doll.
Surrounded by a phalanx of media as he departed the hotel Becks was peppered with questions. Keeping his head down he made his way to his car stopping only when he was asked,"David, what were you thinking? Didn't you realize that you were in bed with a plastic blow-up doll?"
"Naw", said the affable ball-bender in a very American Aw-shucks way "'ow were I t' know eh? I thought t'were Vicky 'erself - sure felt like 'er".