Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Funny story written by Moose&Squirell

Sunday, 25 March 2007

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California Democratic Senator Pete Stark : As you can see I'm O.K. !

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While walking to his car outside the Senate Office Building, a bolt of lightning crashed down from the sky and electrocuted the Godless politician.

Burnt skin & hair sizzled for a few minutes after the electric discharge. The pagan stood frozen at one spot what seemed like forever, then, toppled over onto his butt.

Cathy Hollister, White House intern & whore was the first to reach the Devil worshiper. "He smelled like sulfur & brimstone and when I asked him if he was all right. He began humming the Sonata in B Minor from Faust Overture by Wagner, second movement by Franz Liszt, based on the Symphony on Dante's Divina Commedia." "Mephistopheles pawn" sat on the sidewalk for ten minutes before the Emergency Medical Response team showed up to assist in this freak accident.

The 75 years old destined for everlasting torment, emerged from the ambulance one hour later looking alert and in a coherent state. The Jew hater thanked the small crowd gathered to hear of his physical condition and spoke with reporters. One question which pleaded for an answer was, the possibility that the reason for this Heavenly event was in direct response to the Atheist's announcement earlier? The representative from a liberal district near San Francisco & Hades, responded with a infatuated, "NO by golly".

It's not likely that he'll be stoned or sent packing for admitting that he's a Harlotian Heathen. There is no law in the books that state you must believe in the word of God to lead in the Halls of Congress or maybe he has forgotten we are a nation which was founded on Christian values. There is always a chance he might turn from his foolish ways and return to the fold.

He could start off slow by joining the Luciferian Moron church, then, when he wises up, back to a Bible-thumping fundamentalist Baptist Church. Otherwise, Our little Prince of Darkness will be vacationing forever in the town of HELL, fishing on the lake...of fire! So wise up...Beelzebub!

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