Manchester Man Has Radical Plastic Surgery To Look Like His Hero

Funny story written by Duff

Friday, 26 January 2007

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"We will fight them on the beaches...Oh yes!" Brian yesterday

Brian Hitler, from Dewsbury in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful surgery just so he can look like his TV ad' hero.

Brian (27) told us:

"I just love TV adverts so much. Those American 'becuase I'm worth it' ones, 'the Oxo family' and 'consolidate all your loans' and all that. But my favourite is the dog from Churchill Insurance.

He's brilliant the way he says 'oh yes' like that. Ever since I saw him, that was the look I wanted, so I saved up for years and had the operation last month"

Brian's surgeon, Dr Isla Cuttemup, said:

"Brian wanted to age by some fifty years and needed baggy eyes and jowls added to his face. The operation took five hours and he tells me he's delighted with the results. In fact a looky-likey agency has just signed him up as a double for Alan Titcmarsh.

Brian has the last word on it. When we asked him if he was happy with the results of his surgery he said:

"Oh yes!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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