Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

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Friday, 26 January 2007

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The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.

Woody Allen, creator of numerous screenplays depicting beautiful young women seduced by decrepit old men, almost always played by Woodyless Woody himself finally came clean that what he really loved was old,gray impotent males like himself: "I don't know why it took me so long to accept that my films were just cover-ups for my narcissisum. People thought that I was indulging my egoism with these fantasy films about December males and April females. In fact, it was just a river in Egypt. What I really wanted to make was akin to 'viejomoeroticism' - a Spanish school of art that celebrates old men who are so self-centered that they can only masturbate or love only other selfish senior citizens".

Steve Martin ,seen by many as a more hip Woody Allen,found himself in a similar conundrum "I'm so fuckin' funny that how could I love anyone but me. But that gets old and sore so I asked myself who is as so fuckin' hilarious as me and so I called Woody up. I told him I had a woody for funny old grayhairs and he reciprocated in his own homoerotic egotism and I knew this was an affair made in God knows where."

The happy couple ecstatically told our gossip columnist and film critic, Cel U. Lloyd, that they are planning on making a new film together. Sources close to the golden boys say that the film will be about a pair of nursing home gigolos who seduce hot buxom cheerleaders only to discover true love under the covers of each others' hospital bed.

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