New Style Jigsaw Heralded As The Way Forward

Funny story written by Duff

Friday, 26 January 2007

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One of the new style jigsaws yesterday. Trickier than you might at first think

A new type of jigsaw puzzle is being introduced to help people with low self-esteem and it's hoped that its "easier solution" design will help build their confidence.

Dr Jake Abreak told us:

"This group of people need all the help they can get and it's hoped that this easier style of puzzle will get them back on the road to assertiveness and heightened levels of confidence.

Although I don't wish to be thought of as harsh or unkind, I would have to say that if these worthless idiots cannot do something this bloody simple then I'll give up!"

The Department of Education are believed to be watching trials of the puzzles closely and if they prove effective it is expected that they will be given to those dolts that can't be taught anything at all.

Education Secretary Abby Ceedee told us:

"These kids are largely forgotten about and at least if we introduce some kind of half-baked certificate for this kind of useless activity, then it will make us look like we actually care.

And what is more, it will prove we are really tackling the growing problem of useless cretins coming out of the education system with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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