Tora Bora - Speaking from the corner office at the Tora Bora headquaters of the Al Kill-a-lota Corporation (A subsidiary of Disney), Head of Sales, Osama Bin Laid-a-lot announced the sale of the millionth franchisee of the Al Kil-a-lot brand.
Pictures which appeared on the Al JeWierdy TV network show the grainy image of Osama sitting around on rocks, drinking tea and discussing Jihad. The millionth franchisee, Mr Grenville Smith from Wisconsin is pictured receiving his terror manual, surface to air missile, holocaust denial Q&A and Beard grooming kit.
Mr Smith will be attending the Training University (run in partnership with the McDonalds Hamburger University) in the Summer and then he will be free to spread his poisonous illiberal ideology to those weak minded enough to listen or destroy others like the vermin he will soon believe that they are.
