Maidstone - Several little old ladies were rushed to hospital today after the unveiling of a statue celebrating the work and life of the Maidstond and Weild Member of Parliament Ann Widdecombe.
Leon Trotsky was commissions to design a statue for the celebrity MP late last year but at no stage were his political leanings investigated. When the statue of Ann was unveiled rather than the calm pensive and thoughtful look that everyone associates with Ann, the statue was of Ann naked getting off of the toilet with a swastika tattooed on her behind giving the finger to the waiting reporters.
To her credit Ann saw the funny side, or she appeared to be smiling as she jammed the high heal of her shoes into Leon's face.
