Heather on the prowl?

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Friday, 26 January 2007

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Ask me the question Mills?.....NO DEAL

Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.

Disguised as a domestic worker the person resembling Mills is said to have approached several game show contestants with requests for romantic dates.

A recent winner of the popular Noel Edmonds show 'Deal or No Deal', told The Spoof that he had been approached by a woman in a nylon coat and asked if he needed any help with his winnings. Fortunately the wiley pensioner spotted what he described as her characteristic limp and Geordie twang, and raised the alarm.

Contestants have been issued with advice regarding unwarranted approaches from unknown persons following even the most meagre of wins.

The 'Deal or No Deal' victim, who wished to remain anonymous stated: "It was a lucky escape... £12,300 may not seem much to you but this woman is relentless"

Ms Mills' agent/bodyguard/personal trainer and confident, Serge Dubois said that Ms. Mills was at a Buddhist retreat at the time of the alleged incident.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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