There were 90 spoof news stories published in May 2006. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Funny story: Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...

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Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Funny story: Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.

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Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Funny story: Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...

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Nationwide Pizza Delivery

Funny story: Nationwide Pizza Delivery

ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the pies will be assembled on-...

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Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Funny story: Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Lucy Lawless, star of the cult series ‘Xena: Warrior Princess', is the hot favourite to take over the Tardis and become the first ever female Dr Who.

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J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

Funny story: J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the Bureau report that The Heaven...

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White Man Gets Black Face in Transplant Mix-up

Funny story: White Man Gets Black Face in Transplant Mix-up

New York City -- The reputation of face transplant surgery plummeted yesterday when the Fashion-A-Face Hospital in New York City confirmed the unthinkable. Several months ago, a white man received a black face in a transplant mix-up.

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David Blaine To Attempt To Break World Record For Most Failed Suicide Attempts In One Week

Funny story: David Blaine To Attempt To Break World Record For Most Failed Suicide Attempts In One Week

American illusionist David Blaine has announced he will attempt to set a new world record for most failed suicide attempts in the space of one week. The news comes on the back of his failure one week ago to break the world record for longest time spe...

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Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers.

Funny story: Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers.

In a surprise announcement, Monsanto admitted what many have suspected for some time, that their genetically modified crop program is out of control. But unlike the usual complaints of ruined crops and dead farm animals, these complaints involved pe...

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Barrister Wigs May Make a Trans-Atlantic Voyage

Funny story: Barrister Wigs May Make a Trans-Atlantic Voyage

Wash., D. C. -- As English barristers debate whether to continue the centuries-old tradition of wearing horsehair wigs in court, their American counterparts are considering the adoption of this tradition in the United States. There was reaction on...

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Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

Funny story: Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...

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Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

Funny story: Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

The myth of male dog owners being “macho-men” while male cat owners are usually perceived as a little more on the “wimpy” side has been perpetuated for far too long. Through exhaustive interviews, hidden cameras, and down-right good investigative work I have pieced together an earth shattering report dispelling every misconception previously believed on the subject of male dog owners vs. m...

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Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

Funny story: Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

NEW YORK -- Pop-singer Britney Spears has had her baby fitted for a safety helmet. The 8-month old Sean Preston was seen wearing the light blue head protector as his mother dashed into a waiting taxicab, knocking his head against the roof as she step...

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Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

Funny story: Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

In a move which has rocked the automobile industry to it's foundations, Volkswagen has announced that it is launching a line of hydrogen powered cars years before this technology was expected to reach production. Volkswagen chief executive offic...

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NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

Funny story: NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal located on a farm, moving bet...

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God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

Funny story: God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

In a stunning move that promises to reshape the world energy landscape while simultaneously addressing raging cultural-religious problems, God has revealed a bold new energy plan through his chosen earthly mouthpiece, Pat Robertson.

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Missing Iraq WMD Turn Up In Abandoned Bowling Alley

Funny story: Missing Iraq WMD Turn Up In Abandoned Bowling Alley

Moline, Indiana -- The unmarked, gunmetal grey 18-wheelers which began a two week period of constant comings and goings in early January, 2003, did arouse the suspicions of some of the residents of the "Grande Finale Trailer Village". The Vill...

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Joy as Pope opens condom factory

Funny story: Joy as Pope opens condom factory

Vatican City, Thursday 4 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): After many decades of theological schizm, humbuggery and dire Pontifical warnings of hellfire and damnation, Pope Joseph Ratzinger has announced that the Vatican is to open its own...

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Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

Funny story: Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

London, Monday 22 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Horticulture fans were stunned today at the start of the 2006 Chelsea Flower Show when VIP visitor Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was found crashed out in one of the show gardens after sampling one of...

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US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Funny story: US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...

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Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

Funny story: Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

London, Friday 5 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A mechanical pachyderm monster has appeared on the streets of central London today, sparking apocalyptical fear among has-been Tory grandees that the last and most dreaded of the Nostradamus quatrains i...

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Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Funny story: Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Washington DC -- President Bush stunned the nation's capital today by personally announcing at a specially-called news conference the first step in what he characterized as a broad-based effort to both reduce the burgeoning federal deficit and...

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Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

Funny story: Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

London -- (Associated Mess): Downing Street hit back at maverick Euro-Septic Respect Party MP George Galloway today by stating unequivocally that it would be "morally justified" for one of Cherie's personal hit-men to "take out&...

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Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Funny story: Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Dallas, TX, USA - The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Dallas Mavericks Friday night, 91-86, to force a Game Seven showdown in San Antonio. Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan were a lethal one-two punch for the Spurs, combining for 54 points and 18 rebounds.

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Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

Funny story: Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

So our worst fears have been confirmed - Tetris does indeed cause cancer. A statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant tumors, lymphomas and leukemias have been found in laboratory rats forced to play the popular computer puzzle...

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Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

Funny story: Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

VATICAN CITY, MAY 25 Pope Benedict XVI today issued a "monitum," described by a Vatican official as "an admonition, guidance for the faithful," detailing how Roman Catholics can watch the hit film The DaVinci Code while minim...

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Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

Funny story: Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

A leading cardinal has urged Christians to take legal action against the best-selling book The Di Caprio Code, along with the recent film adaptation currently attracting enormous crowds at box offices across the world.

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President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

Funny story: President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...

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Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Funny story: Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...

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President Bush Declares Himself King George I

Funny story: President Bush Declares Himself King George I

Wash., D. C. -- President George W. Bush's re-habilitation schemes took a startling turn yesterday when he declared that he was re-inventing the U.S. as a monarchy and proclaiming himself King George I of the House of Bush. "I am, after al...

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Euan Blair quarantined in London

Funny story: Euan Blair quarantined in London

London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...

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God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

Funny story: God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

RIGEL - Monday, on the as-yet unnamed seventh planet of the giant blue star Rigel, extremely rare circumstances allowing the eventual rise of humanity were set into motion after God, Creator of All Eternity, "lost his robes" at the craps ta...

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Customers Confused, Irritated by Troops at Retail Book Store Borders

Funny story: Customers Confused, Irritated by Troops at Retail Book Store Borders

Ann Arbor, MI -- Security at book retail giant Borders has received a boon from the federal government this week amid calls by President Bush to further strengthen Borders nationwide. At a press conference last week, President Bush announced that he...

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President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

Funny story: President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...

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Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons

Funny story: Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons

A student whose identity was to be remained anonymous, was apparently possessed after minutes reading Dan Brown's dark, religious and controversial epic Angels and Demons. Suresh Kumar, one of the victim's close friend was actually at the scene after...

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Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Funny story: Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff series with...

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New Reality Show to Replace Traditional Presidential Election

Funny story: New Reality Show to Replace Traditional Presidential Election

LOS ANGELES, CA - In an unprecedented collaboration, the United States government has signed on with FOX, Simon Cowell and the producers of American Idol to create a new reality show to find the next President of the United States.

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Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

Funny story: Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

In the most recent of a series of revelations of government instrusions into American private life, reporters at the Baltimore Bee today uncovered that sitting Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is in your apartment now.

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Putin Coughs Up Cash For Kids

Funny story: Putin Coughs Up Cash For Kids

No, he isn't "buying" kids. Not exactly. Faced with the problem of declining birth rates in Russia, Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, announced that the government will provide cash incentives for couples to have ba...

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BT slams mis-spelling

Funny story: BT slams mis-spelling

Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.

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President Bush authorises the sale of opium to China.

Funny story: President Bush authorises the sale of opium to China.

Washington, DC -- In an effort to reduce the US trade imbalance with China President Bush has authorised the sale of opium to China. The introduction of opium to the Chinese people is expected to provide the Chinese with a consumer item they must bu...

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Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Funny story: Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Ben Nevis, Scotland; Thursday 18 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A piano graveyard has been found inside a stone cairn in Scotland's premier rubbish dump, also known as Ben Nevis mountain, leading to speculation that it may be Liberace's mis...

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ER For Bush Polls

Funny story: ER For Bush Polls

Alarmed by sickening poll figures and fearing the upcoming November election, the Bush White House has formulated a prescription for success called: ER For Bush Polls. Though not running for public office, the President's men suspect that the com...

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Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...

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Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

Funny story: Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, yesterday distanced himself from speculation he is ready to take over the England manager post from Sven Goran Erickson.

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Abramoff: "The Midnight Special" is Poodle Brothers' swansong

Funny story: Abramoff: "The Midnight Special" is Poodle Brothers' swansong

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a bravura performance worthy of the ultimate accolade from the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Nobel Peace Prize nominees Tony Blair and George Bush last night blagged their way out of the...

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McCartneys to Divorce

Funny story: McCartneys to Divorce

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"...

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Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Funny story: Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Alarmed by breaking news of "Bird Flu Armageddon" President Bush declared open war on all fowl, feathered critters and any thing below the clouds with a beak.

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President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

Funny story: President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As many Americans are having to pay more than three dollars per gallon at the gas pump, and many more have been priced out of the housing market, President George W. Bush took time to defend his economic policies. The President di...

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Expressions from the Mundane

Funny story: Expressions from the Mundane

Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.

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Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

Funny story: Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

WASHINGTON (AP)--Despite findings by US intelligence sources that Exxon Mobil needs only three more months before having nuclear weapons, reports indicate that US military forces are already fighting a clandestine war after being attacked by well-equ...

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In Defense Of Gold Diggers

Funny story: In Defense Of Gold Diggers

So where in the bible does it say: Women, go forth and marry the indigent? Every almanac and dictionary published gives information and direction, but never does one add: Ladies, aim for a life of poverty or as Shelly Winters said in the film, A Pla...

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Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Funny story: Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Houston, Texarse - (Associated Mess): The ENRON corruption trial reached a dramatic climax today as the jury in Houston announced a unanimous guilty verdict on defendants Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, ordering that each should receive 10,000 lashes fo...

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Shreds Crisis hits Government

Funny story: Shreds Crisis hits Government

Controversy returned quite literally to the heads of the UK government last night. Several members of the Cabinet are reported to have fallen victim to a mystery condition known as cropped head syndrome. Leading Paparazzi photographer, Leonard "Lo...

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Drunkenness Splits from Alcohol

Funny story: Drunkenness Splits from Alcohol

Drunkenness has narrowly voted to secede from its union with Alcohol, results from yesterday's global referendum on substance-abuse say.

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Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

Funny story: Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Washington is abuzz with reports that the Bush Administration has instructed the National Security Agency to tap into the phone line of a well-known Houston family. While administration spokespersons initially denied all early repo...

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Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Funny story: Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Sillwater, OKLAHOMA (UPI)--President Bush yesterday delivered a commencement address to the 2006 graduating class of Oklahoma State University, urging students to get involved in world war on behalf of rich Republicans like himself and to "serve...

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Geraldo to Host TV Special on Seized Contents of Congressman's Office

Funny story: Geraldo to Host TV Special on Seized Contents of Congressman's Office

Wash., D. C. -- To celebrate the 20th anniversary of his 1986 special on the opening of Al Capone's secret vault, TV personality Geraldo Rivera will be hosting a show to reveal to the world the contents (recently seized by the FBI) from the offi...

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Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia Form Coalition to "Bring Anarchy to America".

Funny story: Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia Form Coalition to "Bring Anarchy to America".

Representatives from the countries of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia have finalized an agreement in which they agree to work together to "bring anarchy to America". These nations, some of the world's best known government-less or nearly government-le...

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Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Funny story: Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Kalamazoo, MI- The Kalamazoo-based advocacy group, Semantics Matters, has recently taken on the "homeless" label. The group, which in 2005 challenged city officials about their use of the term "water" to describe the local supply of H20, is organizi...

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Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Funny story: Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Washington DC, Wednesday 17 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for jailed DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff have today released their client's list of sweeteners which were allegedly...

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New Video Surfaces of Terror Training Camp

Funny story: New Video Surfaces of Terror Training Camp

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today the discovery of a new Al Qaeda video with a message believed to be from Osama Bin Laden. The clip--over ten minutes in length--originally surfaced on an obscure radical Islamist website. Judging...

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GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

Funny story: GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

Washington, D.C. Commentators throughout the civilized world continue to express astonishment at America's lesson in civics: in the United S...

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Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

Funny story: Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

A new reality Television show on NBC hits the airwaves with a bang this Fall! This program will "knock your socks off," states one TV critic. Eight of the most obnoxious, pompous Liberals will square off against eight unbearable, arrogant...

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Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Funny story: Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Las Vegas, Nevada, Nan.Com Convention -- "I've got you under my skin", crooned a generations "Chairman of the Board", little realizing that the Chairman of another generation would bring Frank Sinatra and countless other artis...

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Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

Funny story: Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...

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Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

Funny story: Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

(APe) Denver. "America, you lost!!" spitefully shouted 9-11 terrorist plotter Zacarias Moussaoui as he was being escorted out of the courtroom after being spared the death penalty.

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Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

Funny story: Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

The Government has been hurled into chaos with the astonishing revelation that a junior Foreign Office Minister is an illegal immigrant.

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Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Funny story: Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Holy cow! Stop the presses. Why did Porter Goss head of C.I.A. and member of the Bush White House get fired? This is the first time anyone is made to walk the plank, and to paraphrase a song title in the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, "Where...

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Pentagon Shocker!!

Funny story: Pentagon Shocker!!

Rummy caught leaking!...

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Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Funny story: Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...

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White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

Funny story: White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

Earlier this week, numerous faculty members at Boston College, including members of the theology department signed a petition demanding that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not receive an honorary degree for speaking at that school's commencement...

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Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Funny story: Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Washington, May 17 The normally squabbling members of Congress from both parties today put aside their differences and quickly passed what Senator John Kerry (D-MA) called a significant legislative initiative in educational reform.

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Congress to Place Internment Camp for Immigrants on Ellis Island

Funny story: Congress to Place Internment Camp for Immigrants on Ellis Island

Washington D.C. -- When asked how a small internment camp to be placed on Ellis Island will provide a Final Solution to the problem of over 10 million illegal immigrants living in the US, Senator John Ensign (R-NV) is said to have replied,...

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Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Funny story: Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's official spokesman confirmed this morning that the original copy of the famous 2002 WMD 'Dodgy Dossier' has been autographed by the PM's wife Cherie who...

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Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

Funny story: Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

TGN - In April of this year, in the frozen wastelands of Canada's Northwest territories, a never before documented marvel of nature presented itself to humanity: The first grizzly/polar bear hybrid of the wild was discovered. Right before it was prom...

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Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Funny story: Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Clarence House, London 15 May 2006 - (Associated Mess) -- The Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has insisted it would be "criminally negligent" of him not to help avaricious useless greedy bastards through The Prince's Truss and that...

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Bush Reluctant to Make English Official U.S. Language, prominent word psychologists may know why

Funny story: Bush Reluctant to Make English Official U.S. Language, prominent word psychologists may know why

Seemingly at odds with the extreme religious right, to whom he owes so much, President Bush on Saturday once more aired statements that seemed to indicate his continued reluctance to take a firm stand for Engish as the "official" language o...

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Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

Funny story: Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

London, Saturday 13 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new exhibition of pictures detailing the life and times of the Queen Mother has gone on display at the Hellfire Club's London gallery located at Conservative Party Central Orifice.

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Blair pleads for Irving's freedom at Austria summit

Funny story: Blair pleads for Irving's freedom at Austria summit

Vienna, Austria - Friday 12 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Tony Blair has joined European leaders in Vienna today in a summit meeting with their Latin American counterparts vowing to make a concerted joint show of strength aimed at extorting the immed...

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Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Funny story: Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Washington DC, Saturday 6 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): 'C.I.A. IN FREEFALL!' scream the national headlines in the United States as yet another Bush Administration appointee resigns to "spend more time with my lawyers....er, family&q...

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Darling Demotion Denied

Funny story: Darling Demotion Denied

Ex Blackadder star turned Cabinet Minister, Alistair Darling, yesterday refuted claims that Tony Blair has demoted him in the recent reshuffle. Speaking to members of his family yesterday he said, "I absolutely refute claims that Tony Blair ha...

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Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Funny story: Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Washington DC, Tuesday 9 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): In yet another act of unparalleled congenital stupidity, US President George Bush Junior has announced the appointment of wily old wiretapping military spook and former fellow Skull 'N'...

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Tripoli bombing mastermind returns as US Ambassador

Funny story: Tripoli bombing mastermind returns as US Ambassador

Washington DC, Tuesday 16 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration has confirmed this morning that Libya is "overjoyed" at the restoration of diplomatic ties with the United States and is literally gagging for President George...

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Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

Funny story: Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH - After many traumatic months watching his beloved Labrador Mix Newt mount and thrust into the posterior of other male dogs at the Shaker Heights Dog Park, Doug Stubie was relieved when a fellow dog owner told him that Newt's illic...

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President Bush Solves Rubik's Cube "Lite" in Under 80 Hours

Funny story: President Bush Solves Rubik's Cube "Lite" in Under 80 Hours

Rubik Inc, maker of the wildly popular Rubik's Cube last month released a "lite" version of it's mind-boggling squarepants shaped puzzle which the President of the United States solved in less than 2 weeks.

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Spooks say Ratzinger's brother busted

Funny story: Spooks say Ratzinger's brother busted

London, Wednesday 3 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Whitehall spook chiefs are in celebratory mood following the Rome capture and indictment of the Pope's lesser known baby brother, the notorious Mafioso godfather Bernardo Provenzano, whose trai...

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Cameron To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Funny story: Cameron To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Tory Party Leader Prof. David 'Brylcreem' Cameron is set to become the new 'Dr. Who', the time-travelling BBC Atom-Boffin, it was revealed tomorrow. In a surprise announcement from Conservative Party Central Office, a spokesperson fro...

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"No 10 is our stay-out-of-jail card": Cherie

Funny story: "No 10 is our stay-out-of-jail card": Cherie

Downing Street, London SWI - Monday 8 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Following feverish speculation in the UK weekend press that Tony Blair's resignation is 'imminent', friends of Cherry Bush QC have insisted that the PM and his wife will white-knuc...

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'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

Funny story: 'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

Astronomers at the 'Telescope Jim' Observatory in Tokyo have found evidence of life on Mars. Dr. Hong Plutonium, Head of Looking at the observatory, said that although the evidence was yet to be interpreted in a properly scientific manner, i...

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