Angelina Jolie was recently spotted in Kyiv, Ukraine, being an ambassador for refugees. (Though why she was in Ukraine cannot be answered since refugees, by their definition, have all left since they were trying to get out of, not into, a war-tor…
WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin, has just shown that he is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer with his latest slip of the tongue. The crazed, power-hungry, evil evilpabob, as VP Kamala Harris has pegged him, has just revealed (a…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The tide of the RUW (The Russian - Ukrainian War) is turning as a PT boat of the Cambodian navy (The CPTB-83) has just sunk the Russian destroyer, (The RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin). The Ukraine Voice report…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The evil, heartless, leader of Russia is now realizing that his chickens have come home to roost. Putin, who has lost 17 pounds and is starting to look like a swizzle stick with ears, has gone into hiding. A close…
Belguim — Official flag counters at The European Flag Counters Of Europe (OFCOE) Headquarters in Brussels, have released the sales figures for all European Flag Sales in the last year. Many were down...but not Ukraine! "We didn't have enough paper…
POLTERGIEST, Ukraine - (World Satire) - Russia's free news agency, Vodkavich, is reporting that a group made up of Ukrainian voluteers soundly defeated the pride of Putin's army, the 106th Russian Roulette Regiment. Vodkavich noted that the entire…
The Pope has seen enough of the torture, slaughter, and destruction of the innocent people and nation of Ukraine. So he's going to Ukraine to bring God along and drive out El Diablo. "Enough already," he said. "God hasn't helped." "I WAS RESTIN…
This morning, Prime Minister Boris Johnson made his daily apology to the country for the twentieth day in a row. "I'm really sorry," he said. "Honestly, I really am this time. I promise it won't happen again, at least for another twenty four hours."…
London, UK - Always looking to gain the upper edge on the competition, some travel booking websites are now offering tickets for refugees to be smuggled to the destination of their choice. Indeed, we checked several top name travel sites and found…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
The Russian invasion of the Ukraine might be described as a continuing series of military mishaps. First their tanks got stuck in the mud, then they abandoned an entire column of tanks. They started abandoning Kyev, which was supposed to be their big…
ON THE HIGH SEAS - (World News) - The Ukraine News Agency (UNA) reports that the pride of Putin's navy, The RS Mikhail Baryshnikov, has been sunk. The powerful warship, was sunk when it was hit by a total of 13 missiles fired from two Ukrainian fi…
Like his good friend Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin is a slow learner. After invading Ukraine, his military remains at a standstill, and his Russian flagship Moskva was hit by Ukrainian missiles and sank in the Black Sea. So Putin's next move? The…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just noted that President Biden was seriously thinking about making Ukraine the 51st state. ABNA revealed that he had consulted with 7 of the leading annexation experts who were pai…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Ukraine) reports that the CS Bamboo Stick, which is Cambodia's only aircraft carrier, is leaving Ukraine and returning back to Cambodia. A spokesperson for the CS Bambi, as her sailors a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx by the White House swimming pool and the two had a nice chat. POTUS was wearing blue Bermuda shorts and Taffeta had on a very skimpy two-piece…
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