SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Ukraine) reports that the CS Bamboo Stick, which is Cambodia's only aircraft carrier, is leaving Ukraine and returning back to Cambodia.
A spokesperson for the CS Bambi, as her sailors and captain refer to her, revealed that the reason why the aircraft carrier is returning back to it's home port is because the Bambi's lone helicopter was blown off the flight deck by a 14 mph gust of wind.
Meanwhile, a rep for the Cambodian government issued a statement stating that the entire 14-man crew (and it's captain) will be received back to Cambodia with a hero's welcome.
So the CS Bamboo Stick is returning back to Cambodia with a crew of 14 very happy sailors, one stressed out captain, and two Ukrainian unicorns that the crew adopted.
