WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx by the White House swimming pool and the two had a nice chat.
POTUS was wearing blue Bermuda shorts and Taffeta had on a very skimpy two-piece J.Lo designer bikini swimsuit.
The two talked about the price of gas, which is going down, the price of Ramen which is going down, and about Will Smith's career which has gone so far down that it is even lower than a rattlesnake's belly.
The president told the beautifully sexy Taffeta that she has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous looking ass.
Miss Kixx thanked him and told him that she loves his dark aviator sunglasses.
She then asked him about the situation in the Ukraine. Biden shook his head and replied that earlier that day he had actually called up Putin, whom Biden refers to as "The Will Smith of Fucking Bullies!"
Then the man who kicked Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's fat-as-shit orange ass stated in the presidential election added that he cussed the mental and physical midget (Putin) up one side and down the other.
When asked what he replied, Biden laughed, took a drink from his bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper, and said that the Communist bitch said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your harsh western words will not harm a single hair on my balding head." ■
