WEMBLEDON, England - (UK Satire) - A writer with Brit Music Scene Magazine, Tammy Blimeyweather, has just written that one of Prime Minister Liz Truss's nephews is a member of Britain's very popular heavy metal band, The Camel Toe. The nephew is a…
CHICAGO - (US Satire) - In a political fight, brawl, and knock-down drag out fight between Trump and DeSantis, Wyatt St. Yuma with The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper says that every single Democrat in America is smiling from ear-to-ear. He also note…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel has has just stated that singer Taylor Swift's Designer String Bikini Panties have become the nation's biggest selling panties. Even four of the five Kardashian sisters hav…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is proud to announce that the UK's "Big Ben," England's largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, has just sunk the Russian destroyer "The Leningrad" along with two Russian subs "The Sea Squid" and "T…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The person who spent way too much time on the golf course, when he should have been running the country (Donald Trump) is positively devastated as his latest 2024 campaign rally only drew 19 people. A rep for his…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just announced that the new Prime Minister Liz Truss will be going to the BBC and filming a commercial for Stella Artois Beer. Truss has made it known that she has been drinkin…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR queen Danica Patrick recently talked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and talk got around to sex. Danica said that Aaron (Green Bay Packers quarterback) is without a doubt the be…
BEAVER LIPS, Oregon - (Satire News) - The oldest living tree in the world may have to be chopped down. The tree which is named "El Grande Guapo Arbol," is located in Oregon's famed Gusano Feo National Park. According to the nation's leading ex…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Everyone knows that Donald Trump's goose is one fucking cooked goose. The Trumptard is now even less popular than an STD (sexually transmitted disease). Republicans who once thought that the Orange Tub of Pork…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The much anticipated "Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show" finally had it's premiere and it broke late night talk show tv viewership numbers, that had not been seen since Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show," which…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, who many say resembles an over ripe papaya with lots of hair, has had to admit what she did not want to have to admit. And that is that her hero, the predatorial racist Donald Jona…
CHAPPAQUA, New York - (Satire News) - The American Research Federation has reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton's Company Two Razorback's Inc. has just hit the 17 million mark in their "Trump's A Racist" cap sales. The idea was thought up by Hil…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Sports Satire) - The Watchdog News Agency is reporting that ex-Packers quarterback Brett "Bubba" Favre has just been charged with counterfeiting. The FBI report states that a raid conducted on his farm netted over $4…
AMARILLO, Texas - (Music Satire) - The Sexy Schoolmarms of Amarillo Band members who attended the same high school, Mrs. Lyndon B. Johnson High School in Amarillo, recently sat down with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine at a local Burge…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just reported that President Vladimir Nikita Putin has gone off the fucking deep end. The Commie leader who recently had botox done on his tongue says that he will soon be nuking four cities; Paris, L…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review has just stated that the “Queen of NASCAR,” Danica Patrick beat out a field of 42 race car drivers to capture the coveted Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race. TR writer Buckaroo Kaz…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The Paramount Cable TV series "Yellowstone" has just been voted "The Number One Modern Day Western On TV." The show, which stars Kevin Costner is set in Montana and revolves around the strong fisted John Dutton…
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