DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Everyone knows that Donald Trump's goose is one fucking cooked goose. The Trumptard is now even less popular than an STD (sexually transmitted disease).
Republicans who once thought that the Orange Tub of Pork Lard hung the moon, now want to see him leave the Republican party so they can find a viable candidate to back in 2024, like Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney, or even Lindsay "Sissy Britches" Graham.
The biggest Trump supporters are found in Alabama, the land that is known as "The Cotton Pickin' State."
But Alabamian Trumpsters are now turning their backs on the man who is a US tax evader, a Viet Nam War draft dodger, and a pervert who brags that he has French kissed his 6-foot-tall daughter Ivanka at least 4,000 times.
SIDENOTE: So the once popular red MAGA caps are now being replaced by red MTGA caps, which stand for MAKE TRUMP GO AWAY!
