WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The much anticipated "Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show" finally had it's premiere and it broke late night talk show tv viewership numbers, that had not been seen since Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show," which left the air in 1992, 30 years ago.
Gervais began his monologue by saying that the nation is thrilled that the scum-sucking, lying, pussy grabbing Donald "Dildo Head" Trump will soon be heading to his next campaign rally which will be held at Sing Sing Prison.
He noted that the inmates, can hardly wait for "Miss Donna" to arrive so they can ask him (faces to face) why he hates blacks with an unbridled passion.
Ricky then said that he wanted to congratulate Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConnell on his 97th birthday, noting that the GOPrick doesn't look a day over 95.
He also hoped that Eric "Goofy" Trump's IQ of 17, gets better, because an IQ of 17 places him just barely above a domino.
Taylor Swift was to have appeared on the show, but she cancelled due to her devastating recent break up with her LATEST boyfriend, Woody something or other.
Singer Demi Lovato stepped in at the last minutef for Tay Tay, and she talked openly to Ricky about her recent G-spot enhancement procedure.
Luke Bryan, one of the three judges on "American Idol" brought a video of AI outtakes which featured an R-rated piece that showed an upskirt shot of judge Katy Perry's hooha (pussy).
The show closed with Bennifer, (Ben Affleck and his new bride Jennifer Lopez). Ricky asked them about their favorite boinking positions.
J.Lo said that their three favorite sexual positions are the Reverse Cowgirl, the Greek Style, and the Amazon Jungle Bang Bang. ■
