CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Sports Satire) - The Watchdog News Agency is reporting that ex-Packers quarterback Brett "Bubba" Favre has just been charged with counterfeiting.
The FBI report states that a raid conducted on his farm netted over $4 million in counterfiet 100's, 50's, 5's, and 1's.
Reporter Dylan Fresco with WNA noted that ironically, the number that Brett wore when he played for the "Pack," was "4."
Meanwhile Favre is insisting that the barn is not his, and he has no idea how so much fucking counterfeit money could have ended up in his barn without his knowledge.
According to WNA, Favre has admitted to having a sports gambling problem that costs him over $200,000 a week, but he swears that it has no bearing on anything whatsoever.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: $200,000 a week...Hmmmmmmm.]
