WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, who many say resembles an over ripe papaya with lots of hair, has had to admit what she did not want to have to admit.
And that is that her hero, the predatorial racist Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is in fact, crazy, or to be more accurate bat shit crazy, as they say in the back hills of West Virginia.
Tests that were conducted at Johnny Reb College, showed conclusively that the Trumpturd is very much like the contents of a box of Granola, nutty, fruity, and flakey as hell.
Melania Trump when told of the results replied, "Well Sheet, I could have tolds tu ju dat dee orange blimp was fulled of sheet from hees noggin' tu hees little bitty teeny weeney fingers and pee pee weeney jes."
Meanwhile "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" says that the test was a hoax, and a witch hunt, and he has never heard of tests to check if you are bat shit crazy or not.
