MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - The Princess of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was three laps from finishing the very popular "Rebel Yell 400," in Mobile, when she got fendered by new driver Oliver "The Plowboy" Greedygood. According to Pia Confetti w…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior writer for the BBC Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just announced that the new British prime minister has stated that she will be visiting President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Ukrainian capital city of Kyiv. PM Truss wants…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole took some time out from her busy schedule to fly to America and make an appearance on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show." The two go back to their days when both were struggling to break into the Briti…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - In an effort to stop the invading Russian horde, Ukraine has released thousands and thousands of bomb drone birds all over the Russian capital of Moscow. Ukrainian President Zelenskyy states that the birds are capable of i…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin recently sat down with the lesbionic talk show host at a local Jack-in-The-Box. DeGeneres, who is married to a fellow female, and a hot, sexy, much younger one at t…
WESTMINSTER, England - (UK Satire) - Songstress Cheryl Cole has purchased Villa Tambourine Mansion, which for many years was the 7,003 sq. ft. palatial home of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. Tammy Blimeyweather, with The Brit Music Scene…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, noted that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed her favorite pet, a sardine named "Fishy" to her son, King Charles III. Foote recalls how much the queen loved "Fishy," who had be…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has written that President Putin now has a brand new title, and that is "Real Estate Agent." Putin held mock elections in which the people of the four above mentioned countries cast mock votes in a mock e…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show premiered to astounding viewership numbers. Gervais beat out the top three nightly talk shows, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon. In his second episode, Gervais bo…
THE NORTH POLE - (Satire News) - The US Federation of Weather reports that Hurricane Ian, named after writer Ian Fleming, the writer of the James Bond franchise, pounded the North Pole with 107-mph winds. Ian scattered tons and tons of snow and mo…
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen has learned that the couple known as "The Academy Award Black White Trash Couple," could be headed for "Big D Land," (Divorce) Cohen, who knows both the tall drink of black wate…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has informed its viewers that the latest cigar to go on the smoking market has become a top selling item. Writer Dylan Fresco, stated that the Sweet Smoke Co. of Hackensack, New Jersey, repo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Mexico City Bullfight Arena is the largest bullring in Latin America, and it holds 23,303 fans. The fantastic brave bullfighter from Barcelona, Spain, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho appeared in Nuevo Lared…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior reporter with the BBC, Tyrus Bottomfiddle, recently chatted with PM Liz Truss in her office at 10 Downing Street. The new prime minister told Bottomfiddle that she is enjoying every minute of leading Europe's numb…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency reports that the all-girl heavy metal band from Russia is sitting in jail. According to writer Lexi Aspen, the band members made some very nasty comments regarding VP Kamala Harris having some kin…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - A 69-year-old man from Valdosta, Georgia, says that he is alleging that Donald Trump molested him by grabbing his pee-pee as he was waiting in line at a McDonalds in Palm Beach. Dexter Ruffinger, who went to t…
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