MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - The Princess of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was three laps from finishing the very popular "Rebel Yell 400," in Mobile, when she got fendered by new driver Oliver "The Plowboy" Greedygood.
According to Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza, Greedygood has already been warned about being a reckless bastard racer and according to a NASCAR rep, the native of Cotton Panties, Alabama, will find himself suspended for three months.
Greedygood tried to tell the racing officials that as Danica drove by him, she flashed him her boobs and he, being your typical red blooded all-American boy, lost his concentration.
Meanwhile Danica's boyfriend, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was at the race, and he rushed to her side, and helped take her out of her wrecked car.
Aaron said that Danica is fine, and she only sustained a few bruises to her left tit, her right ass cheek, and her G-spot.
