NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has informed its viewers that the latest cigar to go on the smoking market has become a top selling item.
Writer Dylan Fresco, stated that the Sweet Smoke Co. of Hackensack, New Jersey, reports that their Monica Lewinsky Blue Dress Cigars are literally flying off the cigar store shelves.
Expert cigar smokers say that the "Monica's," as they are called, have the same sweet taste and fragrance as the very popular "Havana Puros Fumaderos."
The "Blue Dresses," as they are called in the Washington, D.C. area, come in a collectors blue felt box, which makes a wonderful container for holding change, keys, or playing cards.
SIDENOTE: Monica Lewinsky will soon be appearing in a TV commercial for the "Monica's," with noted cigar-smoker Billy Dee Williams.
