BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency reports that the all-girl heavy metal band from Russia is sitting in jail.
According to writer Lexi Aspen, the band members made some very nasty comments regarding VP Kamala Harris having some kind of a freaky relationship with a carnival sword swallower named Sluggo The Sword Swallower.
Sluggo is one of the founding members of the far-right extreme, GOP group, Commies 4 Trump.
US Secret Service agents were not at all amused by the band's verbal attack on the vice president, and so the three band members are sitting in a jail in Brooklyn.
VP Harris told Miss Cotton that she does not know Mr. (Sluggo) Nagalino, and furthermore she hasn't been to a carnival since 1993, when she went with her PE teacher, Mr. Ramses McMuch, and she got bit by a wandering woodchuck. ■