PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - A 69-year-old man from Valdosta, Georgia, says that he is alleging that Donald Trump molested him by grabbing his pee-pee as he was waiting in line at a McDonalds in Palm Beach.
Dexter Ruffinger, who went to the fast food restaurant to get a McRib Sandwich, says that he said hello to Trump, who instantly smiled at him and then nonchalantly grabbed his dilly dangler (pecker).
Mrs. Ruffinger, said that at first she was shocked as shit, but then when she realized that it was the pussy grabber himself, she just realized that the Trumptard is a pervert, and being a perv, he can grab female genitals and male genitals as well.
Meanwhile, Trump said that he makes it a point to only grab female pussy, and female Republican pussy at that.
