WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin recently sat down with the lesbionic talk show host at a local Jack-in-The-Box.
DeGeneres, who is married to a fellow female, and a hot, sexy, much younger one at that, stated that she loved doing her talk show as much as a woodpecker loves being in a wooden clog factory.
El, as her gorgeously sexy wife, Portia, call hers noticed that when she mentioned on her show to Jennifer Aniston that lesbian women should be allowed to talk about their unique lesbionic style of sex on TV, things began to change.
She said that she began getting thousands of harassing text messages, Facebook entries, phone calls, and Instagram's.
And within 36 hours, she had been informed by a secret federal agency that her show was being terminated immediately.
"Why?" DeGeneres asked.
She was simply told "Because."
SIDENOTE: Miss Zeppelin has since learned that Ellen's popular talk show was cancelled by none other than the US Supreme Court, who replied that they do not have a valid reason, just a reason.
