The World's Greatest Matador "El Gazpacho" Appears In Nuevo Laredo, Mexico and Breaks The World Bullfight Attendance Record

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Friday, 30 September 2022

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In the bullfighting world, "El Gazpacho" is considered "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting."

NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Mexico City Bullfight Arena is the largest bullring in Latin America, and it holds 23,303 fans.

The fantastic brave bullfighter from Barcelona, Spain, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho appeared in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico's El Chapo Bullfight Arena and he broke the single attendance record for a bullfight anywhere in the world, with an attendance number that numbered 23,713, (Standing Room Only).

The promoter of the bullfight, Francisco Crisco, 52, stated that fans from as far away as Cancun, Yucatan, Guatemala, and Ireland were in attendance.

Some well- known celebrities that were spotted in the crowd included Shania Twain, Jimmy Kimmel, Eva Longoria, Paul McCartney, Chicharito, Sofia Vergara, Jose Altuve, Yo Yo Afro Woke, Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and George Strait.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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