LONDON – (Satire News) – The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper reports that after speaking with King Charles III, they can now say that he has finally managed to lick his life-long addiction to ice cream cones. Reporter Conrad Bloomin, no relati…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros showed the baseball world, that they are the best baseball team in the entire world. The Astros beat the Phillies from Philadelphia quite convincingly and left millions of weeping fans in the city of…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette newspaper has uncovered a scandal that Queen Elizabeth was involved in. After extensive research reporter Savannah Ketttle learned that her majesty had an extremely passionate love…
SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that the Brit troops that are assisting the Ukrainians in their battle against the evil invading Russians have become extremely demoralized. The BBC notes that the English soldiers re…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months of speculation on the part of the Tinsel Town celebrity press, it has finally been confirmed that Will Smith's, mean spirited, bi-polar, evil-hearted wife is in fact depressed beyond belief. Papaya Bam…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez, aka Jenny on The Block, is thrilled to announce that she recently signed a huge multi-million dollar contract with Victoria's Secret. J.Lo, who is the female part of the power couple, "Bennifer" along wi…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well "The Divorce of The Decade," has been finalized and the outcome is this; Tom gets to keep all of his $250 million and Gizele gets to keep all of her $400 million. Many of the top divorce attorneys in the…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood reports that the nation's top western "Hell On Wheels" has just been named the best American western in Russia, China, and England. Miss Vistawood interviewed the star of the sh…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has just surpassed Ann "Trigger" Coulter and Laura "Horse Face" Ingraham as the most hated of all GOP women. She's even surpassed Fox News host Harris Faulk…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen has just reported that Meghan Markle is considering donating the entire 4,738 hats that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth, left her to the Smithsonian Institute. Em-Em, as her hubby Prince Harry calls…
LONDON - (Music Satire) - The Royal Fog Research Group has just reported that the UK rap band "Bros 2 Blokes" have just hit the top of the music charts in England. The band which hails from Liverpool is made up of three black brothers, Isaac, Lero…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Reports are that Ginni Thomas contacted Weight Watchers about being one of their spokespersons, but they let her know in no uncertain terms that they are not interested in her at all. When she asked why, she was tol…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has just been informed by King Charles III, that one of his most beloved army regiments has sustained heavy losses at The Battle of Izyum. POTUS said that he was told that the fighting was so inte…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well it looks like both sides (Tommy's & Gissy's) have figured out who gets what, or who doesn't get what, in one of the richest divorces in the history of rich divorces (e.g. Bill & Melinda Gates, Jeff…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Whataburger fast food franchise, has just announced that it is the favorite burger of the Houston Astros baseball team. A Whataburger spokesperson said that Astros manager Dusty Baker said that the only f…
THE POLTAVA VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of Britain's best heavy tank regiments was soundly defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley. The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment, commanded by Field Marshal Didlow Millquit, 75, wa…
THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (The Ukraine) is reporting that England's biggest naval vessel has been damaged by rocket fire from four Russian migs. The jets hit the "HMS Big Ben." at 2:39 am, when everyone, except for the helmsman was…
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