Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 November 2022

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"Em-Em" swimming in the Pacific Ocean. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo)

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen has just reported that Meghan Markle is considering donating the entire 4,738 hats that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth, left her to the Smithsonian Institute.

Em-Em, as her hubby Prince Harry calls her said that the hats are extremely valuable, but her and Harry don't need the money, so she wants to donate them to the Smithsonian, where people from around the world will get an opportunity to view Queen Elizbeth's extensive hat collection.

When asked which of the 4,738 hats is her own personal favorite, she replied that she loves the blue lampshade hat the best, because it reminds her of springtime in Massachusetts. ■

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