HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez, aka Jenny on The Block, is thrilled to announce that she recently signed a huge multi-million dollar contract with Victoria's Secret.
J.Lo, who is the female part of the power couple, "Bennifer" along with Ben Affleck, says that she is excstatic to be a part of the highly prestigious and sexual Victoria's Secret Family.
According to Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pillow Talk, Jen said that the J.Lo Scuttlebutt Butt String Bikini Panties come in an array of one dozen different colors including G-Spot Pink, Erotica Yellow, Lascivious Lavender, and Orgasmic Orange.
Jennifer says that a portion of the profits from the sale of the Scuttlebutts will go towards the Greater Bronx Fraternity For Retired Dancers, Singers, and Ventriloquists.
