WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has just surpassed Ann "Trigger" Coulter and Laura "Horse Face" Ingraham as the most hated of all GOP women.
She's even surpassed Fox News host Harris Faulkner, who resembles a huge ant.
Ginni, who has never worked a day in her life and has existed by being a habitual leech, continues to lie about her weight, which is up there along the lines of an NFL defensive tackle.
"Thunder Thighs" Gin, as Vice-President Kamala Harris calls her recently told Sean Hannity that she ONLY weighs 183.
Hannity made a 'throw up' face and replied, no way.
Sean later spoke with information guru Andy Cohen who assured him that the white wife of the black justice actually weighs 269 pounds in the nude (oh perish the thought).
Former Trump puppet Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani recently said that Ginni lies almost as much as that sexual predatorial pussy grabber, the "Orange Volcano" (Trump).
