NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Reports are that Ginni Thomas contacted Weight Watchers about being one of their spokespersons, but they let her know in no uncertain terms that they are not interested in her at all.
When she asked why, she was told that she's just not the type of person that they think will adhere to their strict diet regimen.
She insisted that she is, but she was flat out told that she has a lot more issues than just having a huge cornbread belly.
When she asked like what for instance, she was told that they did not want to hurt her feelings but they did stress that she needs to see about purchasing some Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream, because she has enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a family of African pygmies for a week.
After Thomas uttered some very dirty, nasty, and highly vulgar remarks the Weight Watchers spokesperson simply said, "See ya Felicia."
