The TV Western "Hell On Wheels" Is So Damn Good - It's Even #1 In Russia, China, and England

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 4 November 2022

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Anson Mount has over 17 million female followers on Instagram.

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood reports that the nation's top western "Hell On Wheels" has just been named the best American western in Russia, China, and England.

Miss Vistawood interviewed the star of the show Anson Mount in his home in El Segundo, California.

Mount, said that growing up his TV western idol was Clint Eastwood. He added that he even tried to emulate the slow way that Eastwood talked and how he would cock his lip to the side, kinda like another idol, Elvis Presley.

The star of "Hell On Wheels" also said that he started drinking Coor Light Beer, eating Pepperoni Pizzas, and dating sexy blondes because that's what his idol did.

Anson, told Miss Vistawood, who recently got divorced, when she learned her husband was printing counterfeit 50s in their attic, noted that he does his own stunts, including all of the love-making scenes with guest stars such as Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, and Cheryl Cole.

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