SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Whataburger fast food franchise, has just announced that it is the favorite burger of the Houston Astros baseball team.
A Whataburger spokesperson said that Astros manager Dusty Baker said that the only fast food that the club will eat after games are Whataburgers.
He noted that even when the team is playing out of town, Whataburger will have hundreds of the delicious burgers flown in.
Team superstar Jose Altuve, who is the smallest player on the team, said that he eats at least three Whataburgers after every game.
SIDENOTE: Astros pitching ace Justin Verlander noted that he has pretty much eaten every national burger in the US, but nothing compares to the fresh, delicious taste of a Whataburger.
