THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (The Ukraine) is reporting that England's biggest naval vessel has been damaged by rocket fire from four Russian migs.
The jets hit the "HMS Big Ben." at 2:39 am, when everyone, except for the helmsman was asleep.
Immediately the urgent call to arms went out, but by the time the crew members dressed, brushed their teeth, and had a bite to eat, the migs were long gone.
After inspecting the vessel it was ascertained that the "Big Ben" will have to return back to England immediately, as the four Russian rockets totally wiped out the ship's four food pantries, and the vessel is now totally out of crumpets, bangers and mash, Stella Artois Beer, and fish and chips. ■
