LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette newspaper has uncovered a scandal that Queen Elizabeth was involved in.
After extensive research reporter Savannah Ketttle learned that her majesty had an extremely passionate love affair with an unnamed attorney from Scotland.
The lawyer and the queen became so intimately involved that she even thought about renouncing her throne, divorcing Prince Phillip, and marrying the Scottish attorney, who apparently looked a lot like a young Sean Connery.
Miss Kettle ended up contacting Piers Morgan, who not only was Queen Lizzy's BFF, but he is also regarded at the UK's information guru.
SIDENOTE: Morgan can now say with 99.2% certainty that the attorney's name is Luther F. McBrewski.
